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All I post on my blog is humor, opinion, and pictures from my life and yet all I get is hateful messages. You guys need to reevaluate your lives if that’s what makes you feel good at night.

#im so pissed off #its Joey and my anniversary #but I get fucking hate about my own life #fuck everyone

Ask me something

1: Name
2: Age
3: 3 Fears
4: 3 things I love
5: 4 turns on
6: 4 turns off
7: My best friend
8: Sexual orientation
9: My best first date
10: How tall am I
11: What do I miss
12: What time were I born
13: Favorite color
14: Do I have a crush
15: Favorite quote
16: Favorite place
17: Favorite food
18: Do I use sarcasm
19: What am I listening to right now
20: First thing I notice in new person
21: Shoe size
22: Eye color
23: Hair color
24: Favorite style of clothing
25: Ever done a prank call?
27: Meaning behind my URL
28: Favorite movie
29: Favorite song
30: Favorite band
31: How I feel right now
32: Someone I love
33: My current relationship status
34: My relationship with my parents
35: Favorite holiday
36: Tattoos and piercing i have
37: Tattoos and piercing i want
38: The reason I joined Tumblr
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
42: When did I last hold hands?
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?
45: Where am I right now?
46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
49: Am I excited for anything?
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
55: What is something I disliked about today?
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
57: What do I think about most?
58: What’s my strangest talent?
59: Do I have any strange phobias?
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
61: What was the last lie I told?
62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
64: Do I believe in magic?
65: Do I believe in luck?
66: What's the weather like right now?
67: What was the last book I've read?
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
69: Do I have any nicknames?
70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?
71: Do I spend money or save it?
72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?
74: Favorite animal?
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
78: How can you win my heart?
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
80: What is my favorite word?
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
86: What is my current desktop picture?
87: Had sex?
88: Bought condoms?
89: Gotten pregnant?
90: Failed a class?
91: Kissed a boy?
92: Kissed a girl?
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
94: Had job?
95: Left the house without my wallet?
96: Bullied someone on the internet?
97: Had sex in public?
98: Played on a sports team?
99: Smoked weed?
100: Did drugs?
101: Smoked cigarettes?
102: Drank alcohol?
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
104: Been overweight?
105: Been underweight?
106: Been to a wedding?
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
109: Been outside my home country?
110: Gotten my heart broken?
111: Been to a professional sports game?
112: Broken a bone?
113: Cut myself?
114: Been to prom?
115: Been in airplane?
116: Fly by helicopter?
117: What concerts have I been to?
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
119: Learned another language?
120: Wore make up?
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
122: Had oral sex?
123: Dyed my hair?
124: Voted in a presidential election?
125: Rode in an ambulance?
126: Had a surgery?
127: Met someone famous?
128: Stalked someone on a social network?
129: Peed outside?
130: Been fishing?
131: Helped with charity?
132: Been rejected by a crush?
133: Broken a mirror?
134: What do I want for birthday?

#DO IT #QUESTIONS #please #i never get nice asks anymore

you're childish as fuck for going through 17 men in like 3 months and acting like you want to marry all of them, lol.

Anonymous

Who in the actual fuck are you to even talk to me in that manner on fucking anon. If you’re gonna call someone put on shit, don’t be a pussy. I don’t have to defend myself on my own blog. I’m a romantic, fucking sue me. Now I love Joey and you can shove that down your throat. I’m happy and on my blog that’s all that matters. So not kindly, fuck the fuck off.

thelilnan:

ambiants:

ambiants:

what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

tequila mockingbird

also Ernest Hemmingway but that’s beside the point

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netgrind:

spinbow
introduceyourlipstomine:

brendonurieinmypants:

me walking away from my responsibilities

That fucking head shake near the end.

introduceyourlipstomine:

brendonurieinmypants:

me walking away from my responsibilities

That fucking head shake near the end.

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trugazi:

can’t wait to own dogs with u

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#Joey #😍

weed-plants:

420drugsandtits:

Yes plz

Trippiest blog on Tumblr

grinderman2:

girl: come over bae

me: i can’t right now, i’m scampering around the forest and storing acorns for the long winter ahead

girl: i’m off my period

me:Β image

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#Joey #πŸ˜‚

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him

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Absofuckinglutely #OneSpark2014 #LegalizeMarijuana #Happy420 #DoesThisCountAs #SelfieSunday #GoodEnough πŸπŸŒ³βœ…πŸ‘Œ

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#selfiesunday #goodenough #happy420 #doesthiscountas #legalizemarijuana #onespark2014 #moi #420 #marijuana #weed #pot #onespark #Instagram

I’m dying #ItsATankTop #Happy420 #SmokeYourWholeStash #ImAlreadyHalfwayThere #WhoopWhoop #BongHitsForJesus πŸ‘ΌπŸ™β›ͺοΈπŸ˜šπŸ’¨βœŒοΈ

I’m dying #ItsATankTop #Happy420 #SmokeYourWholeStash #ImAlreadyHalfwayThere #WhoopWhoop #BongHitsForJesus πŸ‘ΌπŸ™β›ͺοΈπŸ˜šπŸ’¨βœŒοΈ

#imalreadyhalfwaythere #happy420 #bonghitsforjesus #whoopwhoop #smokeyourwholestash #itsatanktop #instagram

mathsturbation:

transformation tuesday

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barebackobama:

my first day on tumblr

barebackobama:

my first day on tumblr

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#omfg #nsfw