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approvinqly:

food tastes better when you took it from someone

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ostracizedpoodle:

hitler was just being himself and look what happened

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sexaulity:

spicegorl:

j5h:

intelligence is such a turn on

so is a huge co*ck

why did you put an asterisk you still spelt the whole word

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kikofficial:

octibbles:

"What’s your favorite color?"
"Radical Carrot."

kikofficial:

octibbles:

"Whatโ€™s your favorite color?"

"Radical Carrot."

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geeses:

that doesn’t sound right

geeses:

that doesnโ€™t sound right

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cubrone:

cubrone:

knightscrest:

dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused

i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit

but thatโ€™s like, worst case scenario

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thisl00kslikemurder:

zebablah:

flawlessxqueen:

This is the young man that was walking with Mike Brown,

horrifying.

This is the real story and more people need to know what happened. Itโ€™s less safe now to be black in America than it ever has been. White people, take note.

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#video #fuck #refer

invhale:

People need to realize that there are days when youโ€™re not in the mood to talk or interact with anyone.

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thatfunnyblog:

Words. To. Live. By.

thatfunnyblog:

Words. To. Live. By.

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hqlines:

Cleaning my room be like

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sofapizza:

Mary had a little Snoop Dogg

sofapizza:

Mary had a little Snoop Dogg

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cakejam:

adobe-outdesign:

sociallychallengednerd:

what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred.ย 

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wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014

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hohohobutmadefashion:

when two of your friends get into an argument and they both try to drag you in for support and youโ€™re like

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