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wretchedoftheearth:

i don’t grow body hair on most of my body but any man who demands that i shave what little hair i have

better:

  • have his face clean shaven every day
  • wax any chest or back hair
  • get rid of the happy trail
  • get rid of his pubes and ass hair
  • shave his own goddamn legs
  • shave his pits

and I like how so many men find that totally unreasonable but have no problem expecting women to be totally hairless dolls for them

(via least-virginy-virgin-ever)

thereal1990s:

That 70’s Show (1998)

thereal1990s:

That 70’s Show (1998)

(via owlsbytheinch)

krisbuscus:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE

(via pizza)

kidzbopofficial:

plunged:

AMAZING TEXT COMEBACKS

number 5 is so clever!
furbyhaunt:

come to your fathers arms child

furbyhaunt:

come to your fathers arms child

(via meanplastic)

#fav

egberts:

negatives:

  • i’m sad all the time

positives:

  • i’m pretty good at pretending i’m not sad all the time

(via trust)

lanadelgayest:

when boys shirts lift up and you see their stomachimage

(via ruinedchildhood)

#Joey

okaymad:

~movie night master post~
90’s movies
wedding comedies
romantic movies
sports movies
and a little extra:
best movie night snacks!!!