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dialupmodem:

frillyknickersxo:

vspanther:

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

โ€œbite meโ€ hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

"Fuck you" well if you insist.

"my mother was right about you, youโ€™re pathetic, youโ€™ve got no job, and youโ€™ve got no future" if you insist

(via australiansanta)

lesushhh:

This will forever be adorable

(via oomshi)

octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

(via trust)

"If you could be anyone, would you choose to be yourself?"

- Habibi, Naomi Shihab Nye (via eyes-like-wild-flowers)

(via moseby)

blueflight:

[AGGRESSIVELY APOLOGIZES FOR BEING A BAD FRIEND AND AN UNPLEASANT PERSON TO BE AROUND]

(via trust)

zubat:

justbmarks:

Tiny Frog - Amazon Rainforest, Peru

This frog has absolutely no business being this tiny.

zubat:

justbmarks:

Tiny Frog - Amazon Rainforest, Peru

This frog has absolutely no business being this tiny.

(via australiansanta)

unclefather:

theskeetman:

if you have nothing good to say say it

i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies

(via trust)

Tomorrow marks eight months of happiness with this crazy Italian, and I couldn’t think of a better person to be in love with. Through thick and thin and for the rest of our lives my love. โค๏ธ #ManCrushMonday #ILoveYouJoey #EightMonthsTomorrow #ICantBelieveIt #AlllMINE ๐Ÿ˜8โƒฃโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’‹

Tomorrow marks eight months of happiness with this crazy Italian, and I couldn’t think of a better person to be in love with. Through thick and thin and for the rest of our lives my love. โค๏ธ #ManCrushMonday #ILoveYouJoey #EightMonthsTomorrow #ICantBelieveIt #AlllMINE ๐Ÿ˜8โƒฃโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’‹

#iloveyoujoey #eightmonthstomorrow #mancrushmonday #icantbelieveit #alllmine

sunfl0werpetal:

natnovna:

"obama is fuckin up"

trueย 

"should have voted for the other guy"

FALSEย 

how about "the government is fucking up and obama is nothing more but a figure head to take the heat of all the congressโ€™s dumbass decisions" The president isnt a dictator. he doesnt get to choose 100000000% by himself what happens to this country, hence the term democracy.

(via onlyinafigurativesense)

Everything all of a sudden just went way downhill. I tried today…what do I have to do to not have a bad day? I just want you to be as happy with me as I am with you. ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜–

#personal

Joey fuels my narcissism ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚ (at Home ๐Ÿก๐Ÿ’–)

Joey fuels my narcissism ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚ (at Home ๐Ÿก๐Ÿ’–)