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Guess what day it is ๐Ÿ˜Š #MyManEveryMonday #ForeverAndAlways #IgnoreMyEyes #HisBirthday #LookHowCoolHeIs #LolImTooFunny #Smeshhhhed ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ‘…

Guess what day it is ๐Ÿ˜Š #MyManEveryMonday #ForeverAndAlways #IgnoreMyEyes #HisBirthday #LookHowCoolHeIs #LolImTooFunny #Smeshhhhed ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ‘…

#mymaneverymonday #ignoremyeyes #foreverandalways #smeshhhhed #hisbirthday #lolimtoofunny #lookhowcoolheis

theslinkylizard:

myblackeyeddemon:

theslinkylizard:

Baby got a bath today~

How did you get a dinosaur

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This is my child! Please ask your parents about the dino and the egg!!!

(via mariaaciardo)

unclemother:

IM SCREAMING

unclemother:

IM SCREAMING

(via mahhhdayyy)

hobbitts:

not stoned, just slightly pebbled

(via dutchster)

#hahahaha

thiswhiteamericanlife:

Iโ€™m pretty sure I would say yes to a lot of things if offered a puppy with a sticky note stuck to it that said something about that thing which I am being asked for.

(via miss-fucking-taurus)

#A PUPPY??

highlyglamorous:

just ordered pizza!

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"your pizza will be delivered in 1 hour"

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(via surprisebitch)

Beyoncรฉ seems to have found the fountain of youth.

(via shutupasia)

narcotic:

netscapeme:

bl-ossomed:

yikes:


Teddy Roosevelt’s diary entry from the day his wife died. He never spoke of her death again.

i reblog this every time its on my dash

this is so sad

:(

love is scary
it can break you just as fast as it made you

narcotic:

netscapeme:

bl-ossomed:

yikes:

Teddy Rooseveltโ€™s diary entry from the day his wife died. He never spoke of her death again.

i reblog this every time its on my dash

this is so sad

:(

love is scary

it can break you just as fast as it made you

(via manda--pls)

anonymously send me your opinion about me and I will post it without replying

(via imreallycoolandfriendly)

homme-brella:

I WENT TO TARGET TODAY AND SOMEONE BENT THE FUCKING AD FOR THE IPHONE I DIED

homme-brella:

I WENT TO TARGET TODAY AND SOMEONE BENT THE FUCKING AD FOR THE IPHONE I DIED

(via pagingme)

blacksquares:

entered a taco bell while sober fr the first time in my entire lifeโ€ฆ look at this color schemeโ€ฆ. i had no idea it was so beautiful in hereโ€ฆโ€ฆ.. im very inspired by this

(via lameborghini)

yellowberet:

ghostmoritz:

yellowberet:

our friend noah

almost got mugged today

they were like โ€œgive us your moneyโ€

and he literally was like โ€œno thanks?โ€ and WALKED AWAY

and it worked

WHAT THE FUCK????

me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said โ€œphone.โ€ and he just gave it back

WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER

(via twistedlogicandinsanephilosophy)